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Dating Demotivational Poster


RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


DADD - nuff said


TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by slurzup

Thedewd - October 12, 2017, 12:33 pm
There is a reason fathers want son. When you have a son, you only have to worry about one who-ha, When you have a daughter, you have to worry about ALL OF THEM...
slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm
D: I want my dad to join.


MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION -


TAGS: dad daughter dating loaded trigger
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by timmey

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 11:08 am
The sound of a soft pack being mounted... bullet chain being entered into the rifle... top cover closing... *click-click* Nighty night son... my M249 just got off of 5afety
carebear - March 13, 2012, 11:06 am
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:01 am

I prefer my old satin nickel Colt Model 1911, .45ACP. Actioning the slide has such a crisp, authoritative sound, don't you think? But then I do have that 870 with the entry stock on it,, but it never goes with my outfit, and I worry I'll break a nail.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:29 pm
(carebear BANNED)
artic - March 10, 2012, 2:50 am
12 Gauge 3" Magnum 385 Grain Power Point Tip Slug. He wont be getting up with one of these to the chest
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 3:39 pm
got a few bullets caught in my shoulder but i did it
carebear - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 11:28 am
12 Gauge. 3", #4 buck.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 10:55 pm
(carebear BANNED)
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 7:16 pm
challenge accepted


EX-GIRLFRIEND -




EPIC FAIL - Online dating isn't all it's cracked up to be.


TAGS: epic fail online dating
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Tigerwolf

booger13 - March 27, 2010, 12:15 am
but its not S*x in public if you leave HOT sauce HOGTIED >__> i dont think , even Sean would pass her up .
Derek - October 3, 2009, 7:40 pm
Complete success for the bondage & sex-in-public aficionados.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 11:08 pm
Uhm, guest ... because he's ... a ... LUMBERJACK.
guest - September 5, 2009, 3:49 pm
why the hell would you leave when the she is tied up...
DataPimp - August 27, 2009, 10:20 am
I'd hit that
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 11:08 am
Didn't work out to well for me. The worst possible scenario occured, I got married.
TJ - July 15, 2009, 11:02 am
I'm sorry... but does anyone else think this is hot?


1st Date -




WARNING TO ALL WOMEN - Don't date morons.


TAGS: fool dating stupid funny notes
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:51 pm
I believe s/he is presenting le5bos as an alternative to dating morons. It's unfortunate that it sometimes takes time for morons to reveal their depth (or lack thereof). No one walks around with a sign around their neck showing their IQ.
livegrape - September 4, 2011, 9:50 pm
how does this relate to le5bo's?
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:06 pm
don't forget, women can be le5bo!


FATEFULNESS - We told you not to cheat on her. Did you listen? No. Is it to late to run? Yes.


TAGS: sniper cheating dating
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:50 am
Honey, does this .50 caliber sniper rifle make me look fat?
Bardon - October 15, 2010, 4:26 am
Did you mean "Faithfulness" or am I missing something - which I gladly concede may well be the case.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 9:10 pm
how do i bost the contrast? (sorry, but i'm pretty new to this)
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:48 pm
I'll give it a 4 on the caption. If you run, you just die tired.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2010, 6:43 pm

if you can't find a better pic try bumping the contrast up a bit....but only if its like a really killer pic.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 6:40 pm
son of a bi- .... it didn't look pixeleated in the preveiw... sorry.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 6:39 pm
I tried to tell you to find a better pic but instead you just found another pixelated one. 3L is the best you will get for this


TIP #3 -


TAGS: internet crazy dating
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Soulcatcher78 - April 18, 2014, 11:13 pm
Nice use of my image :) http://soulcatcher78.deviantart.com/art/OMFG-35720488
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:35 pm
Yep, a guy with a job AND a car... That is pure gold up here.
Greeny - July 2, 2013, 6:57 pm
You’re just underestimating your irresistibility
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am
I had to block her just so the messages would stop after she threatened to block me and I did not respond. (le sigh)
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am
The other was half insane, desperate, super needy, demanding, and jealous after chatting for only 3 days. Thank the Gods for giving me the intelligence to spot it before meeting. The moment I asked her to stop messaging me, she blew a gasket.
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:04 am
I was giving it another go on the online scene. I met one cool person and went out for a beer to escape the heat and had a great conversation a few days ago.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:05 am
Geeezus! Haven’t been there, but now somehow feel I have.
Reality Lord - July 2, 2013, 8:22 am

been there.....omg....soooooo true.


IT NEVER SAID - for how long




6 Ft Under -


TAGS: life death dating marriage regret
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

EmilioDumphque - August 1, 2014, 10:40 am
...but everybody looks both ways before crossing the street.


IMPRESSING YOUR DATE -


TAGS: dating meat baby
Rating: 3.9/5

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LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:42 am
Hmmmmm...a Bacon Onesie?
MO - March 21, 2010, 3:04 pm
Wrap that baby in bacon, and you got a deal closer!!


KEEP ON LOVING YOU -




RUN AWAY RUN AWAY -




FIRST DATE -


TAGS: monkey dating
Rating: 4.79/5

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agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 2:09 am
Well done.


NICE GUYS - Boosting the confidence of women after the last bad guy she dated and preparing her for the next


TAGS: women bad guys nice dating
Rating: 4.85/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:18 pm
That's why the "Ute"-bodied car (Ranchero & El Camino) were invented: Enough muscle & truck to be considered "manly", yet yet still "posh" and comfortable enough to be considered "female-friendly"... And don't get me started on those "lifestyle" trucks!
NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:13 pm
Because when we're nice to them, they won't do it with us.
DarthMalicious - March 3, 2011, 12:32 pm
That's how I end up all the time......it sucks
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 5:39 pm
much better than the 'friend zone" though, since you are in bed with her, so quit bitching ! good poster, nos quite as good as 110813 though
AdmiralAckbar - December 28, 2010, 4:17 pm
understanding what women want is like understanding the meaning for life. you will never get it.
Airman - December 28, 2010, 12:46 pm
good reinforcement to 110813. 5L
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 10:56 am
Most women go out to buy a sports car, when what they need is a truck. they spend a life time trying to convert a coupe in to a truck. when there are perfectly good trucks available :)
Sho - December 28, 2010, 9:21 am
I'm going through this right now
Kspace - December 28, 2010, 9:13 am
5 Ls for truth...nice guys are fucked.
Krissie - December 28, 2010, 9:06 am
Admiral-b/c they think they can "change" a bad boy...ugh.
Ed-Hyde - December 28, 2010, 7:47 am
Should be plastered as wallpaper in every high school. 5L
pzykosiz - December 28, 2010, 6:25 am
i hear that. 5l's
AdmiralAckbar - December 27, 2010, 11:21 pm
how many times have you heard a female friend say "Why can't I find a nice guy?"
DanTarK - December 27, 2010, 11:17 pm
Yeah, I think it's a learning curve that all guys experience LoL. Thanks for the L's, appreciate it.
Ookami85 - December 27, 2010, 10:55 pm
Agreed. Still gets 5L for the truth.
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 7:36 pm
Ditto my brother...ditto.
suenero - December 27, 2010, 5:42 pm
Story of my fuckin' life. 5L's


A History Of Violence -


TAGS: love marriage dating relationships suicide
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 6:18 am
Both are better than lust marriages.


BOBBY-JOE'S LOOKING FOR A MAN -


TAGS: too funny internet dating
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

NumberXIII - August 16, 2011, 11:18 am
Aw dammit... Beggars. There we go.
NumberXIII - August 16, 2011, 11:18 am
And here I thought beggers couldn't be choosers. Then I saw this.
FanVariety - July 1, 2011, 7:05 pm
i bet all those men went to prison to get away from her... sounds cruel but...i wouldn't blame em
showmeone - March 19, 2011, 7:45 pm
.r.rr.rrrruffff...
GySgt1811 - December 23, 2010, 2:02 pm
I've been to a world war, two county fairs and a goat rape... now, I'm suddenly very afraid!
LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:26 am
Normally if you said "topless chick in Camo with a gun" Id be very happy...and yet im so dissapointed


INTERNET DATING - it makes me lol




TO DO LIST -


TAGS: herpes sore dating mistake
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 11:52 am
Who'll in "good" humor, use a scissors. Sure, she may not have lips any more, but those wishing to make duck face will think twice.... Full blooded Sicilian, can't you tell? Lol. But no seriously. . .
steph1 - February 24, 2011, 10:11 am
yea right, order online and get some the really hot UPS chicks to deliver - clever - why getting up form the sofa
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 9:29 am
Brilliant! Now if they could just make a medicine to stop girls from doing that duck face.


INTERNET DATING PICKUP LINES - Wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your facebook?




WANTED -




FRIEND ZONED - I want a man who's as handsome as you As kind as you, as funny as you, as smart as you Who's not you




GENETICS -


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy sexy eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

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Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
WHICH IS WHICH!
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


RESTRAINING ORDERS - For people who want to crawl up inside you.


TAGS: star wars dating creep
Rating: 3.09/5

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Jingles - June 10, 2009, 6:06 pm
wow
Han Solo - September 5, 2008, 8:58 pm
i PUT Luke in the "tauntaun" he didnt do it himself. Give credit where credit is due... And Jessica's a whore*
Agamemnon218 - August 29, 2008, 5:33 pm
Naw, that's love man! (P.S. Take me back, Jessica or I'll cut off your hands like Count Dooku!)


DATING TIP #1 - Never ask Oprah to sit on your face !!




HIDDEN FACETS -


TAGS: clone war dating personality change end
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 7:23 am

nice.


BLIND DATES -


TAGS: dating humor
Rating: 3.71/5

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lgvernon - January 14, 2012, 6:33 pm

They just both look so disgruntled, it was the first thing that came to mind.
jig - January 14, 2012, 4:49 pm
The loudest lol of my day.


IM BRINGING GANGSTER BACK - and i kept my pants up and everything.




WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT -




CONNECTION FAILED -


TAGS: anime dating life reality
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Benlulz - January 21, 2011, 11:28 am
5L's, picture + comment this one.
jameswnash - January 20, 2011, 11:43 pm
lmao 5 tentacles!
Airman - January 20, 2011, 4:22 pm
nice


I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT -




TAKING THE MASK OFF -


TAGS: dating fun
Rating: 4.96/5

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Hicktown - June 24, 2011, 11:36 am
Unleash the inner bea5t


LIKE A VIRGIN -




INSTINCT -


TAGS: laughter personal space creepy dating
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CANADA - July 26, 2010, 12:38 am
LMAO!
Sparrowgirl - July 26, 2010, 12:17 am
Lol. ;)
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:39 pm
LOL! Now, to call my lawyer...
Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 11:38 pm
He shoots...he scores
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:22 pm
I'm in! LOL!
Sparrowgirl - July 25, 2010, 11:07 pm
5 fidgeting lions and a flip of the hair for good measure.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:50 am
Nice!5L


ALONE - Sure there are other fish in the sea, but I'm a human. And I'm not into beastiality.


TAGS: alone dating animals
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

culos - October 15, 2010, 5:42 pm
if you think that's disturbing wait till you get to know Moo+ a little better....
VladTepes3 - October 15, 2010, 5:31 pm
....disturbing
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 5:20 pm
LOL!! that's our Mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 5:15 pm
Hey Sailor!
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
he is...
VladTepes3 - October 15, 2010, 4:42 pm
I prefer a nice, cute, queit, masochist girl. (human of course)
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 3:29 pm
you say that now, but you haven't met our resident cow......yet


JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler




Conflicted -


TAGS: conflicted racist undead dating species
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 30, 2014, 5:29 am
Fabulous a 5er
spacedog - July 1, 2013, 12:11 pm
HA! I'm innocent...ish. It's international space, meaning no rules. (Clever run of posters Ism. Very funny 5tuff.)
Reality Lord - July 1, 2013, 7:51 am

we have begun a "free the rerun" campaign....all donations accepted.


THE PICK-UP ARTIST -




SPEED DATING -


TAGS: hammy goats dating
Rating: 4.9/5

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Hawamleh - September 8, 2011, 9:09 am
Yummy :D
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 9:30 pm
Poor Hammy, goat5 'ar' Us
GySgt1811 - September 7, 2011, 9:21 pm
Looks like a field expedient, bio-based mine clearing op to me. (Wake up the cooks.)
TheLeprechaun - September 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
I could tell stories about what I saw the Somalis do to them, but it is too much...even for Motifake After Dark.


PERFECT RELATIONSHIP - I need a woman who loves me for my money, and who is bad at math.


TAGS: dating money
Rating: 4.83/5

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WTFO - February 14, 2013, 2:11 am
All is good, brother. Just extremely busy. Hope all is well with you.
Reality Lord - February 12, 2013, 5:53 am

lolz...nice to see you wtfo. all good man?


D.A.D.D. -


TAGS: dads against daughters dating
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:59 am
That's right! If he thinks otherwise he's in for a surprise.


DATING - it sure is complicated!


TAGS: dating
Rating: 4.14/5

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GUYFOX -


TAGS: tribute dating woman v for vendetta cubby
Rating: 3.76/5

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Losifer2 - May 19, 2012, 12:55 pm
It's Guy Fawkes Cubby. Facepalm!
guyfox - June 28, 2010, 6:58 pm
I'd buy another mask
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:14 am
LOL!!!
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 1:13 am
He's just jealous of her mustache.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:11 am
LMAO! Guyfox.... are you not looking past the mask?
guyfox - June 27, 2010, 1:09 am
wow.........damn she's fugly
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:46 pm
"V" for Venereal.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:38 pm

she has those "break crazy" eyes.
hootizz - June 26, 2010, 1:20 pm
Hey Derek...., she has your eye.................., brow's..??
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 2:39 am
Scary azz shiit


LAST BUT NOT LEAST -




ENERGY SAVER APPLIANCES - Just set on 'Delicate,' fluff, pop her out and she's good to go for that dinner date!




THE DATING GAME -




ONLINE DATING - Distance is to love like wind is to fire... it extinguishes the small and kindles the great!


TAGS: online dating love
Rating: 4.91/5

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forseti - February 11, 2012, 12:38 pm
very nice!


INTERNET DATING - Now what ?


TAGS: camel dating weird animal
Rating: 4.84/5

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Greeny - January 10, 2012, 10:28 pm
lol
ICEMAN - January 10, 2012, 10:07 pm
Hammy's gonna be jealous. 5 humps.


WAITING FOR HER TO SAY YES -


TAGS: camping creepy dating occupy patience
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:43 pm

n1


I GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS -




INTERNET DATING - I am athletic, passionate, and hung like a horse. I like walks on the beach.. Never reply to an ad without a picture.




ETIQUETTE -


TAGS: gentleman dating prudence courtesy finesse
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:24 pm
Call me!
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:15 pm
Love it Aggy. It's always about lubrication. 5L


DATING SITES - What you see is not always what you get


TAGS: ugly dating sites marraige matchmaker
Rating: 2.83/5

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Krissie - July 22, 2009, 1:51 am
sorry, but the photoshopping on this is terrible...


PLETHORA -


TAGS: internet dating warning psycho fishy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - July 3, 2013, 6:05 pm
5 catch and releases.


The Butchers Wife -


TAGS: surgery marriage dating violence amputation
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - July 12, 2014, 8:00 am
Hah!!


Another Woman's Treasure -


TAGS: exes women leftovers dating
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 4, 2014, 1:55 am
A sammich only a man could appreciate?
Greeny - January 3, 2014, 4:21 pm
Mmmmm... banana & mayo


STRANGERS WHEN WE MET -




SILICON VALLEY NET WORTH - Remember when you said you wouldn't go out with him for a million bucks? Well...




Every 9 Seconds -


TAGS: patience dating google bitch slap
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - August 12, 2014, 8:37 pm
Yep.


IT AIN'T LOVE -


TAGS: cheaper than dating
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - September 6, 2011, 8:40 am
Ahhhh, GTA IV...Good times
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:09 pm
Very nice.
Faceplant31 - November 3, 2010, 7:47 pm
i like it airman, 5L.


PICKING UP YOUR DATE - THEN - PICKING UP YOUR DATE - NOW Last text girl! I can see you in the damn window so get your ass out here!




WHEN LOVE AND DATING COLLIDE -




DEJA MOO -


TAGS: deja vu dating marraige
Rating: 4.73/5

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ICEMAN - September 9, 2012, 1:04 am
Especially if it's from a Canuckian.


DATING SCENE - Damn cougars


TAGS: cougars dating girl boy kiss
Rating: 4.69/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:18 am
thanks, it's me when I was 5
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:49 pm
Well done, I like this one.
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:49 pm
Well done, I like this one.


SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT -




MY LAST (AND FINAL) INTERNET HOOK-UP - Drove to the BP, gassed-up and drove her home


TAGS: dating servie fail
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2014, 10:35 am
Look5 as if she emerged from BP spill.


EVIL -




SPEED DATING - Look what it made!




PROBABILITIES - The universe laughs at them




TOO SOON..? -


TAGS: maggie walking dead dating match
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 21, 2016, 7:13 am
In a post apocalyptic world it can't be soon enough.
concern3 - November 21, 2016, 6:05 am
Love it, UP yours


PATIENCE -


TAGS: growth childhood dating fatherhood mr right
Rating: 4.75/5

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Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:07 pm
We all knew girls like these. They were nice to even us geek in school.


Christianmingle -


TAGS: christian atheism dating singles
Rating: 4.55/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:47 am
ROTFL!!! Join and be judged! The extreme Christian Right. Every bit as destructive in their own way, as any other extreme fundamentalists. You can destroy lives without killing. Yup. I went there. Oops. 5L! Bonus points for coming from 'Jesus Wept' !!
JesusWept - February 5, 2015, 7:14 am
Thanks :)
Oldsod - February 5, 2015, 6:19 am
Oh...that's so wrong, I don't even know how to properly respond! 5'd
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 11:44 pm
HAH!


PLANNING -


TAGS: dating choice embrace amateur
Rating: 4.54/5

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Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:10 pm
Story of my life...LOL!


HAMMY - might be missing for awhile


TAGS: hammy internet dating
Rating: 4.44/5

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Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 5:00 pm
Don't goats have enormous testicles? I'm just saying, if he wants to hook-up, he should lead with his strengths. (very funny poster, btw!)
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:41 pm
"spiritual but not religious"?
Hawamleh - April 9, 2011, 4:50 pm
now to get enough money for a plane ticket..
voodoo3535 - April 9, 2011, 10:07 am
Rock Springs. I used to work there. And it doesnt suprise me. 5 goats.


AGDANIELE -


TAGS: internet dating what have i done
Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - July 7, 2010, 9:07 am
Dammit! She's waking up! I'm never buying GHB from WalMart again!


SURPRISE SEX -


TAGS: dating monkey evil memories
Rating: 4/5

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Reality Lord - January 10, 2011, 1:18 pm

aka...roofies?


WINGMAN -


TAGS: dating
Rating: 3.85/5

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CANADA - March 30, 2010, 11:25 pm
*two not to
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 11:23 pm
looks like you need to wing men
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 8:37 pm
amen Tree , plus she looks half way crazy , and will SHAG the liquid out of you ^^ , but me FIRST =] (that one chick poster HER EYES, DEMS CRAZY is all i can think of :) )
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 9:40 pm
Look at it from this point of view. She is less likely to have an STD then the other. And also, she may make up for her "disability" with some great moves.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 8:01 pm
Damn. Knew I should've submitted that anonymously.
rerun - December 29, 2009, 7:50 pm

Is it "Natural Wonders of The Orient" issue? Seems you wrote an article on natural Viagra and its amazing results in former desert type cities
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:46 pm
Ok... that explains a lot! I almost want to thank you, but first... why do they all show up with a back-issue of National Geographic and a hi-lite pen?
rerun - December 29, 2009, 7:41 pm

crazy is usually fun, as long as she doesn't know your real name. I tell them I am agdaniele and live in Vegas.....works for me.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:39 pm
A paper bag doesn't contain "crazy". Not for long, anyhow.
rerun - December 29, 2009, 7:35 pm

well occupy, I will gladly let you be my wingman in this case, as I happen to love asian women
Treehodger - December 29, 2009, 6:54 pm
They are all sisters from behind.
Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 4:17 am
Besides.. I have a paper bag here...
Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 4:15 am
I'm not going to apologize for not being "into" asian gals.. Just my preference..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 4:05 am
You sir...yeah!, you down there!.......are a retard.
Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 3:57 am
If those were the only two choices I had, I'd take the blonde over the asian any day..


SELF DATING -


TAGS: self dating comics motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

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boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 1:01 am
self dating every night just to prevent cancer woot i have an excuse!!!
aesop's folly - November 5, 2009, 4:56 pm
lol


ONLINE DATING - She wishes she would have requested a picture now. Sadly Skippy the lesbian squirrel never did online dating again.




DIFFERENCES - The differences between dating and marriage are sometimes profound


TAGS: dating marriage
Rating: 3.25/5

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MO - March 11, 2010, 5:28 pm
ROFLMAO!! He'll never see that style again!!


DATING -


TAGS: dating
Rating: 2.88/5

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Derek - August 4, 2009, 4:08 am
If you consider a prostitute a substitute, it's a lucky girl who avoids you.
mooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:18 am
blatant plagiarism=1 lion.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:47 pm
ripoff


PERSPECTIVE - Beauty and grace can be found in the briefest of moments Now before we proceed any further, have you heard of the phrase "premature ejaculation?"


TAGS: premature ejaculation drop drip splatter pancakes dating couples meet marriage women men
Rating: 2.86/5

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Sean - December 30, 2008, 6:39 pm
This one is actually brilliant.


DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS - He's here to pick her up


TAGS: princess women dating
Rating: 2.12/5

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lolatthisknob - May 19, 2009, 1:38 am
I dont wonder WHY people do it, thats easy - they are fuckin attention whores who got picked on at school and had no friends. This guy obviously thinks hes fugly and cant get any worse, and is a fag - so hey, why not make myself a bigger freak.
Shelby - January 8, 2009, 8:16 pm
I've always wondered about these people.... How do they shave?!?!??
LogicDude - January 4, 2009, 6:19 pm
*will FOLLOW*
LogicDude - January 4, 2009, 6:19 pm
All he'll get at my house is a .45 ACP round to the face...and NO, that metal crap won't deflect the bullet...although it follow it through his head.
Scorpio7 - January 4, 2009, 5:36 pm
The only way this dude would ever get NEAR my daughter (if I had one), is if he was ALSO attending my funeral.


ONLINE DATING - On the Internet... no one knows that you are a dog


TAGS: dogs internet dating
Rating: 1.57/5


SWM WLTM - I also give great head


TAGS: dating
Rating: 1.1/5

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thatonechick - March 22, 2010, 4:20 pm
I was just excited that I wasn't seeing a horrible personal reference. Queue sucked this AM.
thatonechick - March 22, 2010, 4:19 pm
STFU. LoL It was me, okay? :P
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 2:52 pm
why do you assume it was a new approver? huh, HUH? ;) sure blame the new guys...Ok, I did it, Happy now? I guess I just lost my head for aminute while approving
phydeaux - March 22, 2010, 2:48 pm
wow....I had taken out the approvers part, as I deemed it unnecessary. But somehow this got in twice...and not as I intended...
phydeaux - March 22, 2010, 2:47 pm
Why was this even approved with a tagged pic? I was under the impression that was forbidden....are our new approvers sleeping on the job
phydeaux - March 22, 2010, 2:47 pm
Why was this even approved with a tagged pic? I was under the impression that was forbidden....
sickartist - March 22, 2010, 9:14 am
I didn't rate it because it is tagged. Deviantart.com


Sex In The City -


TAGS: love dating marriage sex gambling
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:28 pm
2 funny!
GaryO - September 1, 2014, 8:42 am
Heh heh


Dancing With Wolves -


TAGS: dancing sex enemy marriage dating
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 11, 2014, 10:50 pm
LMAO. Thank you :)
GaryO - July 11, 2014, 9:16 pm
Well, that does it. That cartoon wench has turned me into a horn dog…..’scuse me...........well, shyt. I’ve got the attention of a gold fish. Rather unnerving. Dang thing keeps starin’ at me.


BARS -




The Laws Of Attraction -




What's Love Got To Do With It -




Playing The Dating Game -




Six Degree's Of Separation -




Ace's & Eight's -


TAGS: drinking alcohol amazon partying dating
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 21, 2014, 11:27 pm
Thanks for all the support. The inspiration for the poster was just the thought of a non-alcoholic version of beer goggles leaving the person wearing them a dead man. :)
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 1:52 pm
Well, they do make me a tad moist....
steve1961 - May 21, 2014, 1:38 pm
Admit it...my tactlessness and discourtesy is what you love about me, G.
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 9:03 am
Heh, Emilio can’t help but call ‘em how he sees ‘em. It’s his pragmatic slant that has made me more attentive to verbiage. It’s appreciated.
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 9:02 am
Greybeard, you are a class act. There are two members here of whom their tact and courtesy come thru, and quite naturally. That’s maoworks2 and you, Mr Greybeard. Thank you for gracing this site.
Greybeard - May 21, 2014, 1:08 am
Whoops. Apologies for the grammar mistake. Thank you for the critique. :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 20, 2014, 10:06 pm
Can you lay off the spelling critique? No one enjoys that.
EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:27 pm
Why are there apostrophes in "Aces & Eights"? What are they possessing?
lgvernon - May 20, 2014, 12:59 pm

Love this graphic! You're posting some fine designs! 5L


Supersized Jack Daniels -




Serial Dating -




NEVER DATE A COWORKER -


TAGS: muscleman humor dating
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 21, 2013, 3:20 am
He's probably gay XD
lgvernon - June 5, 2013, 11:04 am

I really tried not to make this...but...I...just...could...not...stop...myself...
MissPriss - June 5, 2013, 2:23 am
Where he's working? Hum manna hum manna and a very grateful 5L!


Love And Other Drugs -




Boys Don't Cry -


TAGS: cougar dating sites experience cry
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 5:17 pm
Well she ain't no cougar...she's graduated to Puma by now!
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 4:59 pm
Well…..shyt……just realized my high school sex ed tutor is now eighty some years old…..gotta be mighty weathered by now….probably….I wonder…..
MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 4:29 pm
Teehee!
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 2:30 pm
HA!


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